is the best song Michael Jackson ever made...so what's trippy was I was looking for a video when I found this:

and then I found this - kinda weird

So all this shit about North Korea shooting missiles at Hawaii got me thinking - why in the world would anyone ever want to bomb Hawaii?  Seriously bothered me for a while because I just think to myself, it's the most beautiful place in the world and I'm pretty sure it's also one of the friendliest - why would anyone want to attack something like that? At first I thought, it's because the Navy's stationed there but shit, this ain't 1940s cuz, our technology is so fucking advanced we could probably detect the launch before it even fucking happened!

After sitting there on the train thinking, I think I figured it out - it's Obama, that chain smoking sonofabitch (I wonder if he smoked cigarettes where we smoked - like that hill up that driveway, sitting in his ride on Dominis (motherfucker), or maybe pumping station/second park?)  I picture Kim Jong Il thinking (what's fucked up is when I picture him, I think of the character from Team America (FUCK YEAH)...and my dad sometimes) - how do I piss off these fucking American infidels?  By striking a direct blow to our reader (that was not a typo)

Anyhow - so then I started thinking - well, if he didn't bomb Hawaii, where could he shoot his missiles?  If I worked for the military and you asked me two months ago which country should be scared, there's no doubt I would say Japan.  It's the obvious answer - they are the reason why Korea got split up, they raped your women (as my Japanese ex-girlfriend once told me) and rode off in your horses.  Plus they are a bit closer to you than Hawaii, don't have a legit army, don't have the BIGGEST NUCLEAR ARSENAL IN THE WORLD, and they raped your women. 

But from what I hear, Uncle Kim ain't too bright - kinda like Fredo from Godfather...so I'm thinking, what would Fredo do?  Why not take out South Korea, aka your better looking/smarter brother?  I remember when I was 12, I went to Korea and they took us to the DMZ.  You could pay money and look  through binoculars at all the North Koreans tending to their farms and make fun of them - there was this south korean family next to us and I could overhear them saying - "look at those stupid North Koreans and their shitty clothes - I bet they eat kim chee chigae every night hehehehe" k - that really didn't happen but you get the point.  The binocular things are pretty degrading.

How about Africa?  You got TV & shit, don't you hate those fucking commercials asking you for a cup of coffee a day to save one of their kids?  Aren't you sick of Madonna going down there and snatching 'em up - I mean seriously, how dick is that to everyone else?  Why not just take the money you'll end up spending on that kid as he(she?) grows up and give it to his tribe instead?  They could go out and buy Mercedes Benz's from the 1990s with dubz and gold plated emblems.

Why not the Middle East?  The dude from Iran is competing with you as the most craziest mother fucker with power - you gonna let him step to you like that?  You should take him out because that'll make you the undisputable biggest asshole in the WORLD.  dude, imagine if they had a playahataz ball - you'd be like Michael Jordan/Kobe Bryant/Alika Smith/Derek Low!

So now I'm thinking, if someone, say Jesus, were to put a gun to your head and tell you you had to get rid of one country/region/city/state/province(eh)/district/island in this world, what would it be and why? 

In my new apartment, we share the roofdeck with our neighbors - I met them when I first moved in, three dudes, pretty cool, seemed laid back, typical NY 20 something year olds.  Everything was cool until today.  Last night, chilling out, watching the game and we could hear them up on the roofdeck - knew they were partying or whatever but I figured fuck it, don't be an ass, let 'em have their fun. 

I just went upstairs and took these pictures - note that's it's 4pm right now:

It's probably difficult to tell, but the black side of the roof is ours, the gray side is theirs.  Seeing this was very difficult for me...the grill - I'm all for it, but that shit's a fire hazard and I'll fucking kill someone if they burn our apartment down - and as much as I love and prefer charcoal, those fuckers should probably use gas to be safer.  The food - I don't want mice, roaches as I grew up in apartment with roaches and don't need that shit anymore.  The "lamp" was plugged into our eletrical outlet - minors but still annoying.  I guess what really pisses me off about it all is that they showed a complete lack of respect.  

My roommate's reaction: knock on their door and tell them to clean up their shit, but I told her fuck that, we ain't their fucking parents, they're not in college, they're fucking grown men. 

My gut reaction: I wanted to just grab all their bottles and throw it onto their roof, light up their grill, take a shit on it, open up their apartment, throw the lit grill of shit into their apartment, then put it out with my piss.  I didn't...but I think 5 years ago, it would've been on like Donkey Kong.

So I put it up to the hunakai faithful - what would you do?